"You're not Mia Thermopolis any more, honey," Dad said. "I'm not?" I said. "Then who am I?" "You're Amelia Mignotette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo, Princess of Genovia." ...Well, her dad can lecture her until he's royal-blue in the face, but no way is Mia going to behave like some posh princess! When Manhattan teenager, Mia, suddenly becomes heir to the Genovia throne, her life is turned upside down... Princess lessons from her bonkers old "grandmere", a trigger happy bodyguard, makeovers with someone called Paolo... The diaries of this most unlikely princess will make hilarious reading.