Spearmint Hippo

We are a band.
Critics are raving:
"Holy shit i'm raving"
"Spearmint Hippo is a band"
"They're very very average and I am really content with their sound"
"They're definitely not bad looking guys, Justin and Jason, but they're not really good looking either. It's really a great dynamic"
"they make stairway to heaven look very average"
"Im making all this up"